Competition time - Our infamous lyricist, Peter Xavier, is penning a new song entitled, "Piss On A Bitch" - if you fancy yourself to knock up a tidy verse, chorus or bridge, then email your efforts via the link (divvy fuckin' Paul, get the fucker sorted lad) shoot@bucksatan.com (link sorted dick nose!). We also welcome any photo's of knockers and flanges - cracking sets will be displayed in the photo section. Fart catchers need not apply.
Rod Munch
Eyup - poor fucking Milfinger has had the fucking swine flu ! He hasn't got it now, and he didn't die either.
Webmaster ordinaire, Pervy Paul, has got the My Space site up and going, and we're getting quite a few celebrities and famous parasites coming knocking already. Paul sez this is a good thing coz it'll bring traffic to this site and also bring increased exposure for the band - as if a pissed up Uncle Buck being nabbed by the muskers for having a wank in a phone box wasn't exposure enough - but I disagree with the cunt : FWIW I reckon these famous fuckers can fucking fuck right fucking off and fuck themselves.
Leona Lewis and Slayer...yup, that's Buck Satan for ya !
Dr Cheeks is putting his finishing touches to Pervy Pauls handywork, and we should have the videos of the two Alma gigs up on the site pretty fucking soon. 15 years apart...a case of before and dafter ! Bum-tish
Finally, I'm taking receipt of the first two Buck Satan t-shirts in a couple of days...the infamous "skull and crossboners" ensemble, and a "Battered by the Pigs" shirt. If they're any cop, they (and other designs), will be up for sale on the site perdy dang soon.
Gotta go, busting for a shite.
01/11/09
Eyup, Mr Munch here again - most of us were down at the pracco rooms last night working on some new stuff for the Clarendon gig, 17th December.
Buck Satan's Love Song sounds fucking magic, and along with another new 'un - Uncle Buck's Cabin - will probably make the set.
Aired out Volcanic Shit Blaster and Buck Satan is a Wanker for the first time in about 10 fucking years, too. See how they progress next week.
Oh aye, and as I said, "most of us" were at the pracco rooms - all of us except that fucking alcoholic, numpty munchkin Dr fuckin' Cheeks, that is. No, that fucking dippit cunt claims to have come down with sickness and diahorrea, headaches, sore throat...all together now...DIE YOU SAD CUNT !
Still smoking like a fucking chimney stack though.
Until next time.
RM
23/10/09
quick update for yiz - we were back down at The Snakepit last night wrapping up work on two fuckin' newies - Buck Satan's Love Song and Uncle Buck's Cabin...and fucking snorters they are too. Love Song deals with the ongoing sexual deviancy of Uncle Buck and his pet Chihuahua, "Snippy". Just why the piss soaked, booze addled lunatic saddled the poor beast with such a daft fucking, ridiculous fucking name...well, one can only despare.
"Have you ever seen a Chihuahua high on crack ?", Uncle Buck asks...well not until he'd let that retarded, rabid fucking beast off it's leader down at the fucking school disco, I hadn't. I'm sure he must've found the 4 legged twat roaming the streets of fucking Grangetown !
Oh, and old Stone Cold himself, old fucking 4-stringed Tommy Milfinger, is growing a fucking blonde porno tache ! What a fucking clip ! Looks like he's coming round to the idea of new song "I Fuck Mongs" though...an absolute belter, even if I say so myself...and even though Milfinger wrote all the lyrics to that one all by himself officer. Honest... RM
21/9/09
Some of you cunts might be wonderin' where the fucking lyrics have gone to...well, to tell you the truth, that paragon of virtue, that whiter than white nun's tut, our fucking bass player Tommy fucking Milfinger, had an attack of conscience (!), and threatened to withdraw his 4 stringed services if the lyrics were printed. Well to appease the plonker, we agreed...but check back here in a few fucking weeks once he regrows some hair on his matchbox sized peaches. RM
Uncle Buck had another dodgy fucking envelope delivered last week...it seems our phantom "manager" Mr Peter Xavier paid the owld twat a visit in the middle of the night. Included in this envelope were two very interesting things : firstly, the new flyers for the return gigs - and suitably heinous they are too (hopefully, Pervy fucking Paul will print the cunts up on the site sharpish); secondly, some new lyrics that PX has just
written for a song called, "Uncle Buck's Cabin"...what he
describes as Buck Satan charity song ! What a piss pulling cunt that man is...either that or the cunt is on the turn ! RM
We've also had an entry for the "Piss on a BItch" lyric competition...and a fine entry it is too, from a Mr Haresnape...gotta be an assumed name that (!). Only thing is, Mr Haresnapes lyrics are so nasty and OTT that we're not sure we can use them. Doesn't he realise that we are all responsible, socially aware paragoons of virtue ? Pillocks of society ? RM
quick message to all the lads on the LFCONLINE website, well it's true, old Carvalho has been fucking BANNED ! SImply for telling a fucking joke about AIDS !!! What is this world coming to ? Well, us cunts here at www.bucksatan.com don't believe in condescending or speaking down to our chutney burrowing cousins, no, infact we give credit to straights and jockeys alike that they indeed do have the intelligence to appreciate a joke in context, and we also give said miners credit for having a sense of humour.
As Basil fucking Brush says : "Bum Bum" ! RM
15/9/09
Just to let all you fuckin' daft cunts know that we did
some recording the other week (20th August) down at The Snakepit with dodgy Martin on audio and divvy fuckin' Paul with the video, so it should be up on the site as soon as the divvy cunt gets his fucking finger out.
Rod Munch
Got the 16 song set sorted, so we're booking gigs sharpish - looking to make "The Devil Rides Owt" opener back at where it all started / began to go seriously wrong...at the Brewer & Firkin in Hartlepool.
Just waiting for the date, and it could be sooner than expected. Again, details shortly.
Rod Munch
Had to share this ! Guess who's had our life time ban reimposed by those spineless fucking spastics at The Studio ? He he. Apparently, that baldy fucking
nappy-ripping cunt Goo is on their fucking committee, so... I had to stop Uncle Buck from going down and burning the shit hole down. That's me...ever the diplomat. Fucking chutney ferret cunts!!!
Rod Munch
Competition time - Our infamous lyricist, Peter Xavier, is penning a new song entitled, "Piss On A Bitch" - if you fancy yourself to knock up a tidy verse, chorus or bridge, then email your efforts via the link (divvy fuckin' Paul, get the fucker sorted lad)shoot@bucksatan.com (link sorted dick nose!). We also welcome any photo's of knockers and flanges - cracking sets will be displayed in the photo section. Fart catchers need not apply.
Rod Munch
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